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He kisses my forehead at crosswalks. I want to disappear

Do I need to get over this?

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Jake Myers
May 29, 2026
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Hi Jake,

My new boyfriend is amazing. We have great chemistry, he’s so fun to be around, my friends all love him, and he’s super sexy. I feel like I won the lottery! But there’s a catch...

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He’s also very affectionate in public.…

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